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I believe this is where I tell you humans about myself. My name is Aziraphale, I own a bookstore but I'd much prefer if you window shopped instead. I sometimes fancy a cup of tea at the Ritz. Sometimes you may see me feed the ducks at the pond with Crowley. He won't admit it but he has a soft spot for ducklings.
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mallard duckling snuggles up with mother
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| I have heard that the endorphins and other chemicals released during intercourse can turn feelings which would normally be interpreted by your brain as painful in feelings of pleasure though since I am inexperienced in such ways I can't inform you as to whether that is correct or not. I know that this books is rather overwhelming to you but perhaps it would reduce your anxiety if you ran over its contents with Crowley? |
-Blinks a few times- I…suppose he would have more expertise in this matter. This all seems so strange, thank you dear for helping.
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| *peers over his shoulder* Ah yes, that position does make logical sense based on what areas men find sexually stimulating when rubbed or touched. *looks at him out of the corner of her eye* Do you not even comprehend basic human male anatomy because I'm certain you have some elegantly illustrated volumes on such things scattered in amongst the classics and books of prophecies if you need a refresher. I know you must because otherwise I would have no knowledge of the subject. |
I know the anatomy, I know how things are supposed to work. But these “ideas” are all so…strange. It doesn’t seem like it would be as enjoyable as claimed in this book. It would seem much more painful than enjoyable, why would humans want that?
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| Anons probably knew of your and Crowley's sexual inexperience due to their odd habit of being slightly more omniscient then is probably any good for them. And I'm glad you know I mean well because otherwise you might think me mad or perverted right now because I am about to suggest you purchase a book that will make a terribly odd addition to our library- this particular gay sex advice book. |
Oh… -takes the book- “The Gay Man’s Kama Sutra”. Sounds, uh, interesting. -Reads the back, explaining the book’s contents- Oh dear. -Reads some random pages- Oh goodness, they do that? -His face is a mixture of appalled and intrigued-
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| Not had the occasion or not known what to do when the situation presented itself? Some anons informed me that neither you nor the demon know how to make love. Is that true? And I am very sorry for your embarrassment but you should know that I only ask such questions for your own good. |
Um well, both I suppose. I don’t know about Crowley but of course I have no experience. How would others know? I’m very private about myself.
And it’s um, not a problem dear, I know your intentions are good.
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| *nervously sidles up to the angel* So dear, I know that this is none of my business and that you will be mortified by the prying and sexual nature of this question but- have you and Crowley had any intimate encounters yet? |
Oh uh, -blushes bright red- No, we have not had the occasion.
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-Aziraphale somehow managed to get Crowley home, the demon still clinging to him. They both looked like the had just gotten into a brawl. Aziraphale set Crowley down on the couch, taking off his sunglasses and his torn jacket.- I’ll fix this, I can sew this easily. Would you like some tea dear? Something to calm the nerves?
Hm? Oh. Sure. I mean yes, tea sounds good. It’s quiet in the flat- the various wards and residual Grace form a kind of barrier, and the voices of Hell are all but gone. He watches Aziraphale disappear into the kitchen, focuses on the sound of him clinking and puttering around in there, and tries not to pass out on the sofa. He does not succeed; he’s asleep the second he leans back against the pillows.
Once Aziraphale got the kettle on the stove he went back to check on Crowley, only to find a passed out demon. Aziraphale turned the kettle off, and went to the couch. He gently moved Crowley’s head as he sat down and laid the demon’s head on his lap. He looked at the bite mark on his hand, it hadn’t healed yet. Aziraphale didn’t particularly want it to. He liked keeping things, it was a habit he developed. So he kept the wound there, letting it heal mostly but the scar was still visible. He stroked the demon’s hair gently, he miracled a book in one hand and started to read.
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Source - misterfell-Aziraphale somehow managed to get Crowley home, the demon still clinging to him. They both looked like the had just gotten into a brawl. Aziraphale set Crowley down on the couch, taking off his sunglasses and his torn jacket.- I’ll fix this, I can sew this easily. Would you like some tea dear? Something to calm the nerves?
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-Aziraphale ignores the two gents and holds Crowley again.- It’s nothing dear, though you do have some strong teeth. -He smiles and continues embracing Crowley, only willing to let go when Crowley wants to.-
Crowley shuffles into a standing position, still somewhat wrapped around the angel. Let’s go.
Aziraphale stands up with him, looking at himself and dreading the state of his clothes. These will definitely need to be washed. He turns to Crowley, his clothes were in worse shape, some tears from his contortions and attacks. My, yours too, when we get back I’ll fix those.
Huh? He notices the damage for the first time. Oh. Well, this won’t look odd at all, coming out of the bathroom with our clothes all shredded…
Considering the state the men next to us are in, I think we don’t have much to worry about. I believe everyone here is “chill”.
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-Aziraphale ignores the two gents and holds Crowley again.- It’s nothing dear, though you do have some strong teeth. -He smiles and continues embracing Crowley, only willing to let go when Crowley wants to.-
Crowley shuffles into a standing position, still somewhat wrapped around the angel. Let’s go.
Aziraphale stands up with him, looking at himself and dreading the state of his clothes. These will definitely need to be washed. He turns to Crowley, his clothes were in worse shape, some tears from his contortions and attacks. My, yours too, when we get back I’ll fix those.
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